"Have you ever wondered if humans aren't the most sophisticated creatures on planet Earth?"

"Huh?"

"Well, have you?"

"No."

"Well I have. What if we aren't? What if humans aren't the most sophisticated creatures on Earth?"

"...But we are the most sophisticated creatures on Earth."

"You say that with such certainty, but what if we aren't?"

"...I knew I ( Read more... )

Wednesday felt like Thrusday, Thursday felt like Wednesday, and today felt like Saturday.

Few things, first off: not even Chuck Norris could survive the DMV. That place is the innermost circle of Hell. Times fifty.

Summary of my Thursday:
9:30--Take my car to the dealer for an oil change and a check on a part that was recalled. Dad picks me up since ( Read more... )

Other titles for this post I considered that are a bit like headlines for what I'm thinking right now that I'll explain a bit more afterward:

We don't get to see nearly enough Roranicus Pondicus

Today I went to Hipster Heaven

Rory Pond, you just stormed two different military citadels--one of them pretty much singlehandedly--in order to save your wife ( Read more... )

Seriously, Harold Camping, you know that whole "No man knows the hour or the day" thing? I think God was serious about that ( Read more... )

Missed class yesterday. Really didn't need to; that teacher won't let us turn in assignments from missed classes unless we get a doctor's note/proof of whatever caused us to miss class.  The week before I was sick and just barely managed to claw my way to class to turn in my assignment, and then went home and slept all day Monday and Tuesday. ( ( Read more... )

I wish this was a late April Fools Day prank, but it's all true, and I have photographic evidence.

So late yesterday afternoon I decided to go do a little shopping to unwind and reward myself for making it a whole week without having a nervous breakdown, and pick up a couple of things I really wanted to get the last time I was there but didn't.  It ( Read more... )

Well, it's official. I'm as screwed up as the rest of my family.  I had no idea that anxiety issues were as prominent in my family as they apparently are.  No wonder I've never handled stress well.  Panic is in my genes.  Hopefully that'll change now that I've been put on anti-anxiety/anti-depressants. Haven't actually started taking it yet; we ( Read more... )

I was awoken at 4:30am last night by what I was certain was a robber/rapist/serial killer.

I heard a big crash coming from somewhere inside my apartment and immediately panicked. I jumped out of bed and locked my bedroom door and then tried to be as quiet as possible while I tried to think if there was anything in my bedroom or ensuite bathroom that ( Read more... )

I really need Spring Break to be like right now.

Lately I've been wondering more and more if I don't actually have some form of depresson. I've written about this before, but now I'm really beginning to worry about myself.  The last couple of weeks I've been turning more and more into a total basketcase. I haven't mentioned it so much in my recent ( Read more... )

In a change from the usual, Mom came up to my apartment to visit me this weekend.  It was really nice having her here.  It was also the first time she got to meet Alonso, since I hadn't taken him home with me since I got him. (The fewer long car rides I have to subject him to, the better.)  I was a bit worried that he'd spend all weekend terrified ( Read more... )